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MY BEST FRIEND IS AN ALIEN!!! This is true folks, my best friend is an Alien, he claims to be a legal Alien, but ha! I only found this out a few days ago too! Name: "I don't know..." (Javier Chacon)
Current Residence: Denver (He is afraid you'll stalk him) Birthdate: September 17, 1985 Fav Food: Crab legs (He is....uh..unique) Fav Beverage: Coca Cola or Kool aid. Fav Song: Pretty Fly for a White guy (Offspring) Javier's Girlfriend: Currently none What kind of girl Jarv man goes for: Blonde or brunette, likes sports, nice, and smart. (Wow, he isn't to picky now is he?) Thoughts on sex: "Cock".. Jarv than requested a redo, so I asked again..."Hard".. Than suddenly he says "No no no...Pleasure." Quotes: "Cock" (he is so gross) "Dude!" (That is my word) "This blows chunks" Why I like him: I don't, I'm stuck with him, he's been glued to me since I was 5! His sweetest antic: When we were little, I used to be really bossy, so I would get mad at him a lot. It wasn't his fault, but yet he would come over with a letter of apology in a envelope with candy in it as well. He cares about me a lot, I know. Even though he would never admit it. His most annoying antic: The fact that he never agrees with me, and also everytime he sees me, he makes a great determination to bug me. Say anything that will make my face turn red. He has been doing that for 10 years, and I still don't why he does it. Why I like him: He's my buddy, I love this guy to death. He may not know it, but he is the sweetest friend I've ever had...truly. His best feature: His curly little afro! Where I see him and I in 10 years: Married, defintely, I mean who else would make a suitable husband??? hehe, kidding! NO WAY! Mark my words, he is like my brother, well I don't feel like he's my brother, but come on, me and him used to practically live at each others houses! We'll still be annoying each other. To Javier: Hey Jarv wasssupppp!! Hope ya like your little dedication man! Now you better like it, I mean it! Or I'll never speak to you again!!! |
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