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Hey what's up dude! Wow. Sorry I didn't meet you yesterday, but I didn't wake up until 9:30 & by the time I got ready it would be 10:00 & by the time I got to school it would be 11:00 & crap, so um...ya, it sucked but anywho. Dude my phone got disconnected! Can you believe it DISCONNECTED!!! Katie's paranthesis-----(I hope thats spelled right cause if not than right now I feel like a total jackass!) But can you believe those stupid pricks at the phone company disconnected the phone. I just have one thing to say at a time like this OUCK FFF GOD DAMN FUCKIN SICK DUCKERS! RID KOCK GOT DAMMIT THIS FUCKING SUCKS! I HATE THIS! Welcome to page #2 of my wonderful letter. Hope you enjoy your stay & please keep your arms & legs inside the vehicle at all times. Woah! Where did that come from! I have no clue! But ANNNYHOOOOO! Dude you know what sucks do you!? do you know what sucks?!?!? Answer me godammit!.....I'm waiting! YOU! YOU SUCK, WE ALL SUCK! EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!! We now interrupt this huge bitch out for a special news bulletin. Justin Timberlake of N'Sync was just spotted behind a dumpster taking advantage of Brian Littrell's dog & beloved pet Lil Tyke we now go behind the dumpster for an on the spot interview. Justin what do you have to say for yourself? dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot...Justin aren't you ashamed of yourself? Taking advantage of a poor little chiuaua like that. "NO!" excuse me? "Tyke and I are in love! And we're going to get married! He's the man of my dreams!" security. Well you heard it it here we'll have more on this breaking news story later. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!?!? ARE YOU INSANE?!?!? I think my words can be best expressed in a song. FUCK YOU! FUCK ME! FUCK US! FUCK TOM! FUCK MARY! FUCK GUS! FUCK DARIEUS! FUCK THE WEST COAST AND FUCK EVERYONE ON THE EAST! EAT SHIT AND DIE! OR FUCK OFF AT LEAST! When you hear this sound "ding" that means turn the page "ding" FUCK THE WORLD!! Well that is not appropriate at all FUCK YOU MAN! DUDE YOU SUCK I'VE ALREADY WASTED 4 PAPERS ON YOUR ASS YOU SUCK. PENIS HEAD!! And now intermission please use this avaliable time to go down in to the lobby and purchase some wonderful refreshments. (music notes) Lets all go the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a treat. (end of music notes) WOAH! THAT WAS WEIRD! ANYHOOOOOO THIS SUCKS ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY WORK RIGHT NOW BUT INSTEAD I AM WRITING YO-"ding" "UR STUPID ASS. I AM GOING TO GET AN F! A GREAT BIG F! FOR FUCK OFF BECAUSE OF YOU JUST CAUSE YOU WANT IT THAT WAY! Hey that reminds me of a song (music notes) you are, my fire, the one desire believe when I say, I want it that way (end of music notes) SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU SUCK SHIT THIS CLASS SUCKS SHIT THIS PEN SUCKS SHIT THIS PAPER SUCKS SHIT THIS DESK SUCKS SHIT! (music notes) "Now I can see that we've fallen apart from the way that it used to be (end of music notes) AHHHH! I HATE YOU! I HATE HER! I'M IN FRENCH NOW! SOME CHICK TOUCHED MY ASS! "ding" FUCKIN LESBIAN'S PISS ME OFF!!!! (music notes, and crappy squiggly writing) Don't wanna hear you saaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy(end of music notes_ I'M ON FUCKING CRACK WOW! YEAH THATS SO COOL! GIMME YOUR TIPPE TOES!!! Once again we interuppt this bitchout to bring you breaking news Justin Timberlake & Li'l Tyke are going to be wed on Christmas Day is Las Vegas at the Elvis Presley casino & bar. The king himself shall join the two in holy matrimony. We will broadcast the wedding right here on Denver's WB2. Thank you for joining us & have a goodnight. Always, Frick |
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