Mindless Funnies

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Hey Everyone, I found all this stupid, silly stuff my aunt wrote in my notebook about two years ago. I thought it was hilarious, and she was making it like I wrote it. So I guess this is dedicated to me from my aunt. I might as well embarass myself on my own webpage, huh?

Hi Melony,
Next page my story

Aunt Deb!

I don't feel like putting the story on another page, so here it is!

I call it "1st Time"

It was a long night at the twlight Inn at Downtown Boston. It was very cold outside, the wind is just blowing so hard! The kind of wind that takes your breath away.
My Boyfriend and I wanted to do it! So I saved my money for 2 months to rent this nice room. I was there at 6 pm on a Friday night. My Boyfriend Matt was gonna get there at 7 pm. I got there early to get ready to do the sex thing. I got a real sexy thing to wear. So waiting on the bed, no MATT. He was a no-show. I was all sexied up. And ready to go with no one to do it with. So I left, and went to the College Coffee house and found a guy. And did it with him. I didn't even know his name. My 1st time, and I don't know his name!

The End

Well...um...that was pretty stupid, but she wrote it, and I thought it was pretty pointless so I put it on the page.

To add on to the more mindless crap, here is a letter I wrote to my friend a couple months ago. These are what my letters are usually alike, unless I'm tripping on Surge and Pixie Stixs.

Katie/Frack
Yo what's up? I'm bored and figured, ah what the hell! Might as well write Katherine just because she kicks a**. But anyhoooo, I figure I'll give it to you this weekend. Man, I bet you and monsieur Justin are just fine and dandy now. But if you aren't ok, than well I say Allehulia! (I tried to spell that god praising thing) Your better off as friends. Because Brian is the future, and Justin just needs to except that your future will be here soon. He may be a part of it. But not A part of it! You know? The man is just so protective, and do you know how hard it is competing with him? I know, I'm complaining. But there is only so much of you to go around, and he's a "Katie Hog!" He hogs you. I see you like, what? Once a week? It's like your in the middle and we each have one of your arms and are pulling both ways. I just...cannot compete with him! He's a boyfriend. He provides you like...pleasure. But I provide you fun! And conversation, and we're like the ultimate bad asses. So it really kicks ass you know. But I just...don't know.

Ok, I didn't finish it, but wasn't that pointless enough?

To ass on to the pointless charade here, here are some stupid, pointless quotes that me and my friends use.

10. Damn the Man! (We say this on several occasions, when of course, we're pissed at the Man, or...when we're drunk off our ass and feel like saying something..or..when we're thinking about these certain guys, who we just DAMN!)
9. Heeeeeyyyyyy (H-a-yyy) (Now I know that is really stupid, but we say it long, and slur it a little. So it comes out cool. We usually use this when we're a little surprised, or when we greet one another, we point at them and say it.) Or on the phone.
8. Right on! (When we think something kicks ass, we say that.)
7. That Rulz! (Thats really my own quote, pretty much it means what it says. Something Rulz.)
6. Did you just grab my ass?!? (If you have ever seen the movie "A Night At The Roxbury" you'll understand. This movie rocks, and for like, two years I kept pulling that on people. They all flipped. It was great! I did it a couple of times to this guy I really thought was hot, it certainly got his attention.)
5. This one you can't really put into a word. Its a SOUND, which comes out rather...odd. When we see a hot guy, a husky gurgly thing comes out of our throat, and we get all wild up. Especially when their shirtless, or in their boxers. Kind of think of it as the sound "Ho ho ho" just slurry, and quieter.
4. Chick (We use this to call a girl, or some person who is female, we call them a chick.)
3. Rid Kock (That is something my friend uses, but I figured since I couldn't think of anything for #3 that I would use it. I'm not going to tell you what it means, but if you can e-mail me, and tell me what it means, and how the word got that way, there is a prize in order. My e-mail is...MeltingMel@juno.com
2. You just got DICKED! (This means what it says. Basically you just got screwed out of your mind. Like, if someone jacked your wallet right in front of you, and you let them get away with it. Or if your grounded for life. You just got dicked.)
1. DUDE! (Now this is the most used word in my vocab. You'll never hear me say ANYTHING else as much as this word. Dude this, dude that, is what you get. I love this word! Anyone but ANYONE is DUDE to me. Only people I like though, I don't call my enemies that, they just aren't worth being my dude.)

This is a thing my friend made up, and go ahead and do it yourself on a piece of paper or something. If you put perverted crap in there, it comes out really funny.

Twas the night before (holiday) and all through the (place) not a creature was stirring not even a (animal) the (piece of clothing) we're hung by the (type of furniture) with care, in hopes that (famous person) soon would be there. (Music group) we're nestled all snug in their (type of furniture) while visions of (food) danced in their (body part). (Girls name) in her (piece of clothing) and (boys name) in his (piece of clothing) had just settled down for a long (season) nap. When out on the lawn there arouse such a (noise). (Boys name) sprang from his (piece of furniture) to see what was the matter. When what to his wondering (body part) should appear, but a minature (type of transportation) and (number) tiny (animal). And little old (male or female) so (adjective) and (adjective). (boys name) knew in a minute it must be (famous person).

This is a letter from my best friend, during our Backstreet Boy obession. I thought this was funny, and pretty pointless to put up here. So uh...enjoy!

Frack,
Hey, Whats up? Not much here. So hows your life? Right now my life sucks cause I'm really starving & Erin won't leave me the fuck alone. I said hi to her this morning & now she's acting like I'm her best friend. She wants to have a meeting with all the kids from Skinner at lunch. She's all worried cause I guess Crystal Thalley goes to this school now & she's all worried that Crystal's gonna jump her & now she wants to have a stupid meeting at lunch. She's really weird. So have you started writing that one story where we're like vampire slayers & stuff. (Ok...I was a weird freshman) That's really dope. (Ok...so was Katie) Are we still gonna do that band thingy. I really want to do that now. I just don't really want to play instruments. Hey, How about we dance instead. You know like the beautiful Backstreet Boys? Well..uh...nah...well maybe...I don't know, nevermind. Ok just a suggestion. I wrote a really little tiny bit but its at home. I wanna write more to the ski story, but you need to finish your part first. You damn bitch. Sike just kidding. She uh hmmm. This letter probably isn't very interesting because I'm boring myself to death so I'll go now so that I can daydream of Brian. I have this new fantasy. Me & Brian trapped in an elevator together. It's really hot & we're getting sweaty * we slowly keep getting closer & and then its really hot so Brian takes off his shirt & he's sweaty & wow. Oh lord its beautiful. Ok laters
Always,
Frick

Keep the Backstreet Pride Alive!

Hehe, I LOVE this next one. One night we were talking about who we wanted to fuck first of the Backstreet Boys, and well this is basically how we came up with the concept of each of the guys, and how they would give their sex. Hehe, we were dirty when it came to the Backstreet Boys. Now, this is exactly how this letter is, WORD FOR WORD. except for my ( ) things.

Melony,
Hi, What's up? Not much here. See this is how it goes. First I get to fuck Howie he's probably sweet & gentle, & then A.J. & oh lord he's well you saw him on the video. Then Kevin & he's um, he's well I don't know what he is but his pants sure do bulge a lot. And then I get Brian. I get to experience the wonderful pleasure of Brian. He's probably, wow. Everything sweet & gentle & playful & rough & everything that Howie, Kevin, & A.J. are. I wouldn't know about Nick though. Me & Brian are gonna be so happy together. It'll be amazing. I'm not sure if I can go to that one cute guys house today. I couldn't call you back last night cause my brother got on the phone. That picture of Brian was beautiful well every picture of Brian is but he was so amazing, like an angel. What is this surprise thing you have for me & Michelle I'm really curious. Ok I'm gonna go now so I can daydream about Brian. (remember, we were REALLY obessed) laters. Always,
Brian Littrell's chick
Katie Littrell

THIS is one of my most RECENT ones. Katie wrote this to me not so long ago. Maybe a month. She was realllyy hyper.

Mel, (Frack)
Hey, woohoo! It's my birthday today! (well this means, it was written September 16) yeeha! I'm so excited & I just can't hide it! Dude I am so extremly hyper today. I'm talking to people I don't even know. This kicks ass! Yeah!
So anywho, did you bring the video?! You better have brought the video! (A Backstreet Boys video) I'll kill you if you don't have the video! You don't have the video :( god dammit dude. You suck! But anywho.
Wow I'm sitting here looking at an empty M& M's package. Yum M&M's. Oh well I'm really bored just sitting here in the library with 10 minutes left till the bell. Weee!
Hey I bet I know what everyone got me for my birthday. My mother got me mostly inflatable furniture & crap. David got me maybe 1 or 2 cd's (Her beeauuttiiffulll brother). My grandma got me money & maybe...hey I just realized I've been writing backwards. Oh well it's all good. She got me maybe a dollar something. My dads taking me shopping & Justins (her ex boyfriend, that lives with her) gonna get me something later & Michelle got me...shit...& you got me...hmm you got me...uh you got my a...a...a...you got me a Brian!! Woohoo! I got a Brian I got a Brian I got a Brain hey hey hey hey. (Little music notes were written around that I got a Brian thing) (Oh yes, hey, we still can love them ya know! Even though we're not obessed.) Weeeeee
Oh if only it were true. Anywhooo wow this weird dude keeps looking at me (Ha!) <----THOSE WERE HER PARANTHESES!!!!! Katies Parantheses! but anywho. So how are things with you & Jennifer Love Hewitt. (Private Joke) Wow listen to that bell. Laters Always,
Frick

WOOHOOO! THis letter is from ME! TO KATIE! AND I READ IT TO HER, BUT NEVER GAVE IT TO HER! hahaha! This was also during the time of our obession. Last year, our Freshman year.(You can tell we were freshman!) So here ya go!

Frick,
Hey! Wazzup?! How's life? How's it goin? And how's Brian and the sex life? Nick is great, and sex life with him...is...very...beautiful. All day I'm probably going to have beautiful daydreams of Nick. That video is so beautiful. When is your dad gonna be home? I'm desperate! I just wrote more on that one story where Nick is coming back from tour and stuff. (Deadly Times) The reunion with me and Nick is going to be VERY wonderful, and...physical. Ok, I'm starting to sweat. Having...beautiful...wonderful...thoughts. Ok, um, I need to stop thinking about Nick bathed in sweat. (We had this thing about the BSB bathed in sweat) Anyway, I just chewed out some of my group members. (We had this NET team thing at North, and it involved groups of people doing projects.) Mary, since she left me that message, she's probably cussing me out in her head, saying she's going to kick my ass. Do I care??!?!? OH MY GOD! I am so paranoid! Um, this was a letter from yesterday so, uh, enjoy. (hehe, that last line was from the next day)
Always,
Frack